Sunday, September 12, 2010

Atticus and his funny and not so funny comments...

#1. This is a doozy: How did Jesus and Kingers get dead? Yes, he actually asked me that. HEAVY!!! With the addition of Rockstar to our family Atticus has been very interested in where King went, what he has been doing and when he will be returning to our house. We have had to discuss King being sick and very old. When we talked about king being old Atticus replied " Am I old? Is anyone in my family old"? Nothing gets by Atticus. It has been a lesson in choosing our words VERY! carefully.

#2. Yesterday, I told Atticus I was going to call work and see where they needed me to work Atticus said " No mom, call work and tell them you are not coming to work, then you can stay with me" Awwwww, cutie!

#3. Atticus has been in to rhyming lately, however, he is a naughty rhymer. "Mom, ask me to rhyme truck!" You can guess where this is going.... " Mom, lets rhyme Bucket...." Me: "Atticus that is not funny" Atticus: " hee, hee, I wont say it I will say suck it". Soooooo, Atticus has had some reflection time for his semi obsession with obscene language and potty talk. The trouble is, he never says the words it is merely implied with giggles and mischevious eyeballs. On that note I bring you #4
#4. We were out shopping for school clothes when Atticus told the saleslady, completely unprovoked. " I am going to be a rapper and make lots of money". Well, he does like to rhyme.....;)

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